The Four Food Groups of the Apocalypse

So I hear that there might be some crazy stuff going down in 2012.  That got me thinking, should I be a lonely survivor of the end times, what would I want as my only staples.  Don't worry about nutrition, you can just raid the vitamin isles at Walgreens.  Aside from that, if you could only eat 4 things for the rest of your life, what would it be?


Rules:
4 Foods
Can be a dish or a single food

Love 'Em and Leave 'Em

Ever fantasize about a celebrity only to realize they would likely annoy the piss out of you?  Yeah, me too... all the time.  This list assumes the worst in people we don't even know, but don't let your conscience get in the way, just let us know the people you would hook-up with, only to sneak out at 3 AM.


Rules:
Celebrities only
5 total
Rank 5-1

A Musical Education

This list is about songs every person should know/be familiar with.  There is no limit.  Just throw up any songs that should go into a person's musical education.  Feel free to add justifications too.  This will be put to good use, I promise.

The Time Travel List

Imagine you step into the Hadron Collider (LHC) and find yourself traveling via space/time continuum.  Your sole purpose is to deliver yourself to a time where you can find a person that may not be on your "Free Pass" list today, but they would have back when, you know assuming that you were alive and of age and all that stuff.


Rules:
5 celebrities
Rank 5-1
Include the approximate time you are set to travel

Quoted Quotables - MOVIES

Well here I am, in all my administrative glory. JK. The power won't go to my head, I promise.

This brand spanking new category is devoted to what I love most: quoting movies. Have you ever heard of "a cupa cupa cupa"? Well, that's what we are all about in this category. So please, think about the movies you find yourself reciting most often...to your friends, loved ones, or to yourself in the shower or in your car. Those are the kinds of movies we're looking for here, people.

With that, I wish you the best with this final line:
"You just missed the chance of a lifetime, M'lynn. Halfa Chinquapin Parish'd give their high teeth to takc a whack Ouiser!" I think you will get my drift.

Transformational TV and Movies from My Youth (80's Version)

So, before anyone gets hysterical about limiting this to 5 (Lindsey), there will be an 90's version coming soon.  This list is about the the movies and TV shows that had some part in shaping your life.  If you were raised by hippies, sorry, there is no room here for you.  This is for those of us that had a third parent, and his name is Bill Cosby.


Rules
5 TV shows or movies
Rank 5-1
Must have aired at some point in the 80's, but do not need to be limited to the 80's

Top 5 Songs for Seduction

All right all you potential creepers, listen up.  Here it is, putting ammunition right in your hands.  Here are the songs that will woo, melt, and drive someone crazy.  There are no rules to this.


5 Songs
List 5-1

All Time Favorite Things

So I am going to switch it up here a bit.  This list is a non-people list.  It is about the things that make you happiest in life that are not people-related.  So you can't say "your mom", even though it is one of the all-time best answers to any question.  You'd just end up with a list of people, and that is precisely what this list is not about.  I suppose you could say something like "sex" too, but I try to think a little further outside the box (giggle).


Rules 
Limited to 5
Rank 5-1
No people or people-related items (i.e., seeing my best friend after a long time apart)

The Airport/Ski Lodge List

So, when I brought up the idea of the "Free Pass" list, my friend Barry got all heady on it and started delivering these qualifiers to me.  The spawn of which was a bunch of other lists.  At first I was thinking that this was wrong and maybe a little inappropriate.  Then I realized it was inappropriate because it gave me more chances to actually get a free pass to hook up with a celeb and I decided this was actually a fantastic idea.  That lead me to think, "Hey! Why not throw in a same-sex list, you know, just in case?"  So I did that too.
This list is a kind of a relationship list.  I think of it as someone you would meet at the airport bar, strike up a conversation, maybe hit the mile-high club (or hopefully a red carpet club), and then maybe make plans to find each other in airports at a set frequency and/or elope and have babies.  Barry doesn't drink, so said scenario doesn't work for him.  He has chosen a ski lodge, because of his affinity for sweaters (hence the shit-talking in the last entry).  So this one is pretty serious, laying it on the line.  Someone might end up with a broken heart.


Rules:
5 choices
List Rank 5-1
Must be celebrities
Should be only celebrities that you think you would have more than just physical attraction to

The Original Free Pass List

So this is a pretty standard list.  It is the 5 people that you are allowed a free pass for, meaning no sig-oth can claim cheating should you have the opportunity to have a hook-up.  It helps if you both have a list, but if one bows out, I say that is their problem.  I fully anticipate the opportunity to use mine some day.  Also, you should come to your own agreement about change notifications.


Rules for the list:
Can be anyone with no restrictions or qualifiers, other than they are a celebrity.
No more than five
List should be ranked (5-1)